JUPITER, Fla. — Infielder Skip Schumaker’s first diving play in a game this spring training came this afternoon at about 1:30 p.m. EST, for those of you keeping score. Dashing to his left, Schumaker dove, snared Joe Thurston’s speedy grounder, got to his feet, and …
Threw high to first base.
“I have to realize I have more time,” Schumaker said later. “I can only learn that in games.”
Schumaker said his goal is to improve each day at second base, but that play was a step back. He’s too hard on himself. Thurston was safe, sure. So what? Schumaker’s team already had four outs in the innings and only needed to get one more before getting their first at-bats and rallying after a couple innings and one impromptu home-run derby to win, 7-6, or 13-6 depending on how you score the last inning. Yes, you read all of that correctly. Five outs an inning. Impromptu home-run derby.
Welcome to manager Tony La Russa’s fun house scrimmage, where 13 hitters make up a team and things only get stranger from there.
For those of us in the baseball-writing business there can’t be a better day in spring training than when La Russa gathers his flock for a coach-pitch scrimmage on the eve of the St. Louis Cardinals first Grapefruit League game. What other day can we uncork some grand phrases as:
A “walk-off homer in a losing effort” (as Brandon Berger did when he hit a home run in the final at-bat of a 2005 scrimmage, only to have his team lose by a run).
A “clutch four-out RBI double,” as Chris Duncan had Tuesday.
An infield hit for first-round pick Brett Wallace that was “ruled an out by La Russa, just, well, just because.”
And, of course, the “five-out inning”.
La Russa split up his roster into teams of 13, assigned eight position players to each team and then split the 10 remaining players into pods of five designated hitters. For the sake of this explanation we’ll call the teams Team Ankiel and Team Rasmus, after their respective center fielders.
How the teams were organized in the field:
TEAM ANK: C Jason LaRue, 1B Allen Craig, 2B Skip Schumaker, 3B Tyler Greene, SS Khalil Greene, LF Nick Stavinoha, CF Rick Ankiel, RF Ryan Ludwick and a host of DHs.
TEAM RAS: C Yadier Molina, 1B Albert Pujols, 2B Joe Thurston, 3B Joe Mather, SS Brian Barden, LF Chris Duncan, CF Colby Rasmus, RF Brian Barton
Team Rasmus had first crack at the bat, and Jon Jay led off with a double to the wall. He took third on a groundout and scored on a sacrifice fly. Not sure a coach-pitch game is really supposed to be about the small ball, but …
After five outs, Team Rasmus took the field and withstood a barrage of hits.
David Freese homered. Tyler Greene followed a few batters later with an RBI double. Khalil Greene followed with an RBI single, and Rick Ankiel capped the inning with a two-run blast. It was during this game a couple years ago that Ankiel injured his knee. In the couple scrimmages since, all he does his hit home runs. He flat raked pitching coach Bryan Eversgerd.
Rather than give the whole play-by-play of this improvisational coach-pitch game, here is how MLB.com Matthew Leach and myself recapped the game used my new toy that is perfect for these things, Twitter (Tweet? Twitteroni?):
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MHL: Jay leads off coaches game w/first-pitch double off wall.
MHL: Schu makes diving play on Thurston, but throw is high.
dgoold: david freese cranks homer in coach pitch game. best way to save achilles heel is trotting around bases.
MHL: Ank 2-r HR.
MHL: Barden sweet backhand deep in hole, gets Knoedler.
dgoold: la russa announces rule change. reduces outs by two for one team. i am covering game under protest.
MHL: Team Ank only gets 3 outs for bottom 2nd, after 5 outs in each of first 3 half-inns. @dgoold calls shenanigans.
MHL: Official TLR explanation: if you are ahead by 3, you only get 3 outs.
MHL: Tied in bottom of last inning. Team Ank evidently has 11outs to score a run.
dgoold: taut game here at roger dean. headed into some inning score tied and la russa making up rules.
dgoold: cardinals could really use a clutch four-out hit here.
MHL: Tgreene drives in winning rn w/double to deep left, scoring Schu. Team Ank bats team Raz. Now 8-6 and counting.
MHL: Delacruz caps it w/ 3-run jack. 11-6.
dgoold: prospect luis de la cruz a catcher mashes homer to left. wont be long before he is trying out second base.
MHL: Rules still being made up. now going to a HR-only round?
dgoold: la russa now calls for home run derby. big swingers only. one pitch. one swing. as true to game as shootout in hockey.
MHL: Team Raz gets a chance to catch up, but only one pitch per hitter, and only HRs count. It’s not pretty.
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If you are not familiar with Twitter, it is — quickly — a feed of microblogs, each of which is limited to 140 characters. (Aside: After the other day’s question, I have been alerted to three major leaguers who do use it, including CC Sabathia and Barry Zito. Lefties.) It’s been an intriguing experiment this spring training and seems perfect for this kind of stuff: Nonsense covering from a nonsense game. All that we can get from the above exchange is that my phone doesn’t does capitals and La Russa enjoys warping the rules to his whims. He took away outs when he wanted, added outs when he wanted to get guys at-bats.
Would make for one Escher-esque box score.
The real clutch hit of the day came when Tyler Greene roped a line drive to the left-field fence, snapping a 6-6 tie and giving Team Ankiel what has to go into the record books as a 7-6 victory.
Team Rasmus was given some kind of XFL-ready chance to tie game with a one-swing home run derby, but few could crank the ball over the wall on command. Tyler Greene (again) and Justin Knoedler were the only two players to leave the ballpark. Ankiel and others put shots to the warning tracks.
At stake was “beverage service,” according to La Russa.
Even that rule has changed. It used to be the game was played for the right to skip one of the long road trips — be it Fort Myers or Viera. Now, they play it to see which lineup has to fetch water and Powerade for the other team. First five outs an inning and a screwy home run derby to decided the game. Now this? Is nothing sacred? La Russa asked when the scrimmage was no longer about the road trip.
“When we scheduled two trips to Fort Myers,” he said.
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